All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay

Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.

Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!

  or   Choose-a-Mormon


That's all there is to it! Happy trails !
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*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.